Here is a joke from an IT Officer, recently he receive a complaint letter from his client.
Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boy friend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boy friend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
After figure out and analysis the case, finally this IT Officer made this reply
Dear Desperate Housewife,
First keep in mind:
Boy friend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0..
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence2 .5, Happy Hour 7.0 or late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boy friend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
After reading this letter, please reminded that do not down grade any application in your life. Please do consider properly before upgrade. (Haiz…Now a days teenage really terrible…Oops, am I teenage too? :D, so far don’t plan to have any software yet, single is freedom :p )